The Quick & Dirty Details
(Everything you really need--or would ever care--to know about me.)
NAME |
Ok, fine. Erica Lennox is not my birthname--or legal one (yet) #commitmentIssues. Technically, it's April Marie Hile... and if you really must know I'm not a big fan because (1) April is a flowerchild hippie name corresponding to the birth month of my largely absentee father, (2) Marie is about as generic a middle name as they come, and (3) Hile is the surname I share with the pedofile that molested my mother and countless others. So yeah, call me crazy for having an alias but I'm sticking with E.R.Lennox. #micDrop
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TRADEMARK |
Hyperverbal. ADD. Curly hair. Mischief. Sardonicism.
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INTERESTS |
My stomach. Vindication... otherwise it varies. Daily... based on mood, ADD, political insanity, epigenetics, lunar calendar, etc.
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VICES |
Procrastination (in its myriad forms); Chocolate, Ice Cream, you get the gist...
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PET PEEVES |
Immorality; Obstinate ignorance; Bureaucracy; Incompetence; Wasted (especially human) potential; Lying; Two-faced-ness
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PREFERRED BRIBES |
Mint Chocolate Ice Cream. Cacao. Ginger. Blueberries. Dondurma. Gymnemna sylvestre. Synsepalum dulcificum... spot the trend?
Concert Tickets a la 30STM, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, NeedToBreathe, Shinedown, Pela/Augustines, random local artists.
Fiji; seasteading and underwater destinations
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BEST MEALS |
Tailor (since closed) NYC by Chef Sam Mason et. al. or Blue Hill at Stone Barnes by Chef Dan Barber et. al.
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ADVICE* |
Never Give Up Hope. Never.
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